It’s been a while.

Since I could; hold my head up high.

Yes, it’s been a while since I last blogged.  I know, I know.  I’m sorry.  So, as to appease your appetite for randomness [least, appease my own], here is a picture of my awesome lamp.  Oh, and not to mention lots of beauty products.  Be amazed!

 Now, with that out of the way, on to more pressing matters.  Hmm, pressing isin’t quite the word I’m looking for…  Lets try “embarrassing”, “humiliating”, and “awkward”.  To be completely truthful, they all mean about the same thing.

But, on with it.  My grandparents found out I am sexually active. Lovely, just lovely.  How did this happen, you say?  Cousins whom cannot keep secrets…  That, and the fact I left a condom in my pocket.  Gravy.

At close, I present you my resignation letter. 

I hearby forfeit my right to breathe.